{"id":983,"date":"2022-10-17T14:39:09","date_gmt":"2022-10-17T12:39:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cataj.eu\/?p=983"},"modified":"2022-10-17T16:16:54","modified_gmt":"2022-10-17T14:16:54","slug":"keby-som-bo-nevolic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cataj.eu\/?p=983","title":{"rendered":"Keby som bol nevoli\u010d…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Ke\u010f pondelok je hlavn\u00e1 pr\u00ed\u010dina.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dnes r\u00e1no som musel zase za\u010d\u00edna\u0165 pracovn\u00fd t\u00fd\u017ede\u0148, lebo treba z nie\u010doho \u017ei\u0165. Vyduril ma z teplej postele nervy dr\u00e1saj\u00faci bud\u00edk v telef\u00f3ne. Pritom bola e\u0161te tmav\u00e1 noc a ani pes by ne\u0161iel tak r\u00e1no na obhliadku svojho rev\u00edru a vyspinkal by sa do s\u00fdtosti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u00e1ko som sa prebral, poum\u00fdval. poobliekal. M\u00e1m to nacvi\u010den\u00e9 a je to u\u017e pre m\u0148a \u201ebrnka\u010dka\u201c hocikedy, len nie v pondelok r\u00e1no.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

To je zl\u00fd de\u0148, nem\u00e1m ho r\u00e1d a vtedy nie je so mnou re\u010d. Iba v\u017edy odvrknem, \u010dosi pod zuby nezrozumite\u013ene zamrmlem a skr\u00e1tim rozhovor na p\u00e1r sek\u00fand. Najrad\u0161ej m\u00e1m pondelok v utorok, lebo to u\u017e m\u00e1m tento pondelok v ruk\u00e1ve a d\u00e1vno som zabudol, \u017ee v\u010dera bol. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

To je m\u00f4j norm\u00e1lny pondelkov\u00fd proces, ktor\u00fd v sebe nos\u00edm. Hnev\u00e1 ma v\u0161etko mo\u017en\u00e9 aj nemo\u017en\u00e9 a ni\u010d sa mi nep\u00e1\u010di. Som dezol\u00e1t a frflo\u0161 na v\u0161etko pohybliv\u00e9 aj stojace.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Navonok sa v\u0161ak mus\u00edm pretvarova\u0165, lebo predsa dobr\u00fa v\u00fdchovu nezapriem a z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed mi na tom, \u010do si \u013eudia o mne myslia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tak\u017ee v pondelok r\u00e1no ke\u010f vyraz\u00edm za prvou slabu\u010dko platenou pracovnou hodinou sa po zavret\u00ed mojich domov\u00fdch vr\u00e1t pretvarujem a m\u00e1m dobr\u00fa n\u00e1ladu. Som \u017eovi\u00e1lny, pr\u00edvetiv\u00fd a dobrosrde\u010dn\u00fd. Som slne\u010dn\u00fd \u00fasmev.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ob\u010das utr\u00fasim aj obdivn\u00fa pozn\u00e1mku na priate\u013ea, priate\u013eku alebo spolupracovn\u00edka v mojej pr\u00e1ci a poviem, \u017ee dobre vyzeraj\u00fa a \u0161ker\u00edm sa na nich.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pracujem vo v\u00e4\u010d\u0161om kolekt\u00edve a pri pracovn\u00fdch prest\u00e1vkach, alebo pokazen\u00fdch strojoch sa rozpr\u00e1vame o v\u0161etkom mo\u017enom. Preberieme spolo\u010dne \u017eeny, mu\u017eov, potraviny, oble\u010denie, ceny a po\u010dasie. Pr\u00edde re\u010d aj na politiku a v\u0161etky tie politick\u00e9 hl\u00faposti, ktor\u00e9 tamt\u00ed hore s\u00fa schopn\u00ed nap\u00e1cha\u0165.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vtedy sa zo m\u0148a st\u00e1va letargick\u00fd posluch\u00e1\u010d a prest\u00e1vam vn\u00edma\u0165 okolit\u00fd svet. Samozrejme, \u017ee ob\u010das sa zapoj\u00edm do diskusie a vehementne presadzujem svoje n\u00e1zory hlava-nehlava, kamo\u0161-nekamo\u0161.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Fotografia je ilustra\u010dn\u00e1<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Potom pr\u00eddem z pr\u00e1ce domov, sko\u010d\u00edm na pivko, pokec\u00e1m pri padaj\u00facej pivovej pene a m\u00e1liacom sa mno\u017estve zlatej tekutiny v kr\u00edgli a som znovu po \u00favodn\u00fdch re\u010diach typu \u201eako bolo v pr\u00e1ci\u201c a in\u00e9 t\u00e9my, niekedy aj \u0161tekliv\u00e9, ktor\u00e9 tu nem\u00f4\u017eem popisova\u0165 znovu pri politike. Najprv \u0161t\u00e1tnej, alebo svetovej a nakoniec obecnej, \u010datajskej, dedinskej. Vtedy prest\u00e1vam rozumie\u0165 debate, lebo v \u010cataji som o \u017eiadnej strane nikdy re\u00e1lne nepo\u010dul a nikdy som nevidel stran\u00edcku sch\u00f4dzu, ktor\u00e1 by sa v \u010cataji konala. Mo\u017eno by som aj za\u0161iel na tak\u00fa hlasovo-smer\u00e1cku-olano-rodinn\u00fa a in\u00fa sch\u00f4dzu a zapo\u010d\u00faval sa do stran\u00edckych re\u010d\u00ed \u010catajanov, ktor\u00ed vl\u00e1dnu dedine po svojej stran\u00edckej l\u00ednii. Ako huby po da\u017edi sa stran\u00edci skade-tade objavia v\u017edy pri r\u00f4znych slovensk\u00fdch a eur\u00f3pskych vo\u013eb\u00e1ch a potom znovu zmizn\u00fa v zabudnut\u00ed. Pohlt\u00ed ich \u010das a kr\u00e1tky \u017eivot dedinsk\u00e9ho strann\u00edka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Som hlboko presved\u010den\u00fd, \u017ee \u017eiadna politick\u00e1 strana do dedinsk\u00e9ho \u017eivota hociktorej obce nepatr\u00ed, ale to je iba m\u00f4j n\u00e1zor a Vy si myslite \u010do chcete. Ja by som v\u0161etk\u00fdm stran\u00e1m uk\u00e1zal jednosmerku ktorou sa m\u00f4\u017eu pobra\u0165 a nech sa zastavia treb\u00e1rs v Tramt\u00e1rii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Cesta pre mojich stran\u00edckych nekandid\u00e1tov<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Po\u010das v\u00e1\u017enej debaty o politike sa prid\u00e1vam k nad\u00e1vaj\u00facim alebo ku chv\u00e1liacim. Pritak\u00e1vam t\u00fdm re\u010dn\u00edkom, ktor\u00ed maj\u00fa lep\u0161ie argumenty a d\u00f4kazy. Jednoducho k t\u00fdm, ktor\u00ed s\u00fa v prevahe. Po\u010d\u00favam s rozvahou, sna\u017e\u00edm sa vidie\u0165 s\u00favislosti a d\u00f4vody re\u010dn\u00edckych protagonistov. \u010c\u00edtam z o\u010d\u00ed re\u010dn\u00edka, gestikul\u00e1cie r\u00fak, l\u00fa\u0161tim povedan\u00e9 aj nepovedan\u00e9, zap\u00e1jam v\u0161etky zmysly. Som ch\u00e1pav\u00fd typ, v spolo\u010dnosti zrejme ob\u013e\u00faben\u00fd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ale poviem V\u00e1m, je mi to jedno. Ja som nevoli\u010d! P\u00e1r kr\u00e1t na za\u010diatku po 89 som voli\u0165 bol, prizn\u00e1vam, to som sa dal nachyta\u0165 na medov\u00e9 mot\u00fazy. Odvtedy u\u017e pre\u0161lo ve\u013ea rokov, pochopil som \u017ee s\u013euby s\u00fa t\u00e1raniny a \u010dlovek, ktor\u00fd uver\u00ed b\u013eabota\u010dk\u00e1m je v\u00e4\u010d\u0161\u00ed bl…. ako ten z toho zn\u00e1meho filmu o blbcovi. Ale \u010dlovek sa men\u00ed, po\u010d\u00fava tie n\u00e1stoj\u010div\u00e9 v\u00fdzvy na volebn\u00fa \u00fa\u010das\u0165, tl\u00e1chaniny o d\u00f4le\u017eit\u00fdch vo\u013eb\u00e1ch. Som rozumn\u00fd \u010dlovek a patrilo by sa pouva\u017eova\u0165 nad mojou voli\u010dskou \u00fa\u010das\u0165ou. A tak sa zam\u00fd\u0161\u013eam:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Keby som bol nevoli\u010d<\/strong> nemal by som \u017eiadny probl\u00e9m a nemusel by som h\u013eada\u0165 toho najlep\u0161ieho kandid\u00e1ta vo vo\u013eb\u00e1ch v \u010cataji. Nech si ka\u017ed\u00fd rob\u00ed svoju volebn\u00fa kampa\u0148 po svojom, nech mi strk\u00e1 volebn\u00fa propagandu do schr\u00e1nky. Chyt\u00edm do r\u00fak a v momente let\u00ed do odpadkov\u00e9ho ko\u0161a bez pre\u010d\u00edtania. Presne tak ako kil\u00e1 reklamn\u00fdch zbyto\u010dne vyd\u00e1van\u00fdch \u010dasopisov potravin\u00e1rskych predajn\u00ed a \u010do ja viem e\u0161te koho. Kedysi tu chodilo zbern\u00e9 auto a pon\u00fakalo za kil\u00e1 nazbieran\u00e9ho papiera jeden toale\u0165\u00e1k. \u0160koda, \u017ee u\u017e nechod\u00ed…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Keby som bol nevoli\u010d <\/strong>nebol by som sklaman\u00fd, ak by m\u00f4j kandid\u00e1t nevyhral. Mohol by som s k\u013eudn\u00fdm svedom\u00edm zasp\u00e1va\u0165 a vst\u00e1va\u0165 cel\u00e9 roky po vo\u013eb\u00e1ch. Ak by predsa len vyhral, nemusel by som cel\u00e9 \u0161tyri roky po\u010d\u00fava\u0165 ako sa ned\u00e1 urobi\u0165 to, \u010do mi nas\u013euboval, lebo on by aj chcel, ale h\u00e1d\u017eu mu tak\u00e9 polen\u00e1 pod nohy, \u017ee ani slon by si s nimi neporadil. A u\u017e vonkoncom nem\u00e1 na ni\u010d ve\u013ek\u00e9, novovybudovan\u00e9, alebo iba pl\u00e1novan\u00e9 projekty peniaze, lebo nem\u00f4\u017ee vybavi\u0165 \u017eiadnu dot\u00e1ciu. Nedaj\u00fa sa dokon\u010di\u0165 ani v\u0161emo\u017en\u00e9 in\u00e9 ve\u013ekohub\u00e9 predvolebn\u00e9 ciele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Keby som bol nevoli\u010d <\/strong>trpezlivo by som \u010dakal, \u010do pre m\u0148a funkcion\u00e1ri urobia a ak\u00fd z toho budem ma\u0165 \u00fa\u017eitok. Som predsa ob\u010dan dediny, ktor\u00e1 \u017eije progres\u00edvne a m\u00e1 jasn\u00e9 ciele prosperity. V\u017edy by som sa zapojil do akci\u00ed obce v ktor\u00fdch sa m\u00f4\u017eem zabavi\u0165, nie\u010do pojes\u0165 a vypi\u0165 a pokl\u00e1bosi\u0165 s mojimi priate\u013emi, alebo len tak s n\u00e1hodn\u00fdmi zn\u00e1mymi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Keby som bol nevoli\u010d<\/strong> staral by som sa iba o re\u00e1lne a hmatate\u013en\u00e9 veci. Lebo je zbyto\u010dn\u00e9 veri\u0165 s\u013eubom kandid\u00e1tov, ktor\u00e9 platia len p\u00e1r dn\u00ed po zvolen\u00ed. Aj ten najlep\u0161\u00ed kamar\u00e1t za\u010dne uva\u017eova\u0165 a pracova\u0165 v mene ob\u010danov svoj\u00edm vlastn\u00fdm smerom ak vyhr\u00e1 a na kamar\u00e1ta-voli\u010da kas\u0161le. Ja by som nemal ten probl\u00e9m, lebo nem\u00e1m tak\u00fdch kamar\u00e1tov a nevol\u00edm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Keby som bol nevoli\u010d<\/strong> nikto z dediny by mi nemohol rozkazova\u0165 vyhl\u00e1\u0161kami, dedinsk\u00fdm rozhlasom a in\u00fdmi sp\u00f4sobmi \u010do si m\u00f4\u017eem a nem\u00f4\u017eem dovoli\u0165. Ja som vrchnos\u0165 predsa nevolil. Nestariem sa do nich a nechcem aby sa oni starali do m\u0148a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Keby som bol nevoli\u010d <\/strong>ne\u0161iel by som na \u017eiadnu sch\u00f4dzu, spolo\u010dn\u00e9 posedenie, ples, z\u00e1bavu, divadlo, futbal a in\u00e9 \u0161porty, ak by tam ni\u010d zadarmo ned\u00e1vali (klob\u00e1sy, malinovku, pivo, v\u00edno a in\u00e9 dobroty, hrn\u010deky na \u010daj alebo uter\u00e1ky s logom darcu)<\/em> lebo by mi vadila davov\u00e1 hyst\u00e9ria, ktor\u00fa nejak\u00e1 tl\u010dhuba vyvol\u00e1. Mo\u017eno iba na ryba\u010dku alebo po\u013eova\u010dku na zajace, tam ka\u017ed\u00fd chyt\u00e1 a strie\u013ea za seba a v\u0161etci s\u00fa ticho.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Keby som bol nevoli\u010d <\/strong>nemusel by som sa h\u00e1da\u0165 doma so svojou vlastnou \u017eenou, lebo t\u00e1 vol\u00ed z mne nezn\u00e1meho d\u00f4vodu v\u017edy protistranu. Nechcem vedie\u0165 pravdu pre\u010do, ale niekde mus\u00ed by\u0165 pes zakopan\u00fd. Na\u0161\u0165astie ako nevoli\u010d jej v\u017edy pritak\u00e1m, presne tak ako in\u00fdm. Vtedy nem\u00e1m probl\u00e9m a v\u0161etci s\u00fa radi, \u017ee som s nimi. Aj ja! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Keby som bol nevoli\u010d <\/strong>\u017eiadny m\u00f4j kandid\u00e1t by ma nesklamal a nerobil by to, \u010do ja nechcem. Mo\u017eno potom by som aj lep\u0161ie vst\u00e1val v pondelok r\u00e1no do prvej platenej pracovnej hodiny a prehodnotil by som moju alergiu na pondelok.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Obr\u00e1zok je ilustra\u010dn\u00fd<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Keby som bol nevoli\u010d m\u00f4\u017eem si na 28-29-teho k\u00fapi\u0165 lacn\u00fa letenku treb\u00e1rs do Mil\u00e1na za p\u00e1r eur a sko\u010di\u0165 na origin\u00e1lnu \u0161tvorsyrov\u00fa mil\u00e1nsku pizzu zap\u00edjan\u00fa lahodn\u00fdm prosecom. A keby mi to chutilo d\u00e1m si dup\u013eu v tom v\u00edne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A r\u00e1no v nede\u013eu 30-teho vstanem so spokojn\u00fdm \u00fasmevom, lebo je nede\u013ea a m\u00e1m e\u0161te de\u0148 k dobru a\u017e nastane ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00fd pondelok. Sp\u00fdtam sa mojej dobrej \u017eeny ako volila a \u010di jej kandid\u00e1t vyhral. Pod\u013ea jej prv\u00fdch slov pochop\u00edm, ak\u00fd v\u00fdborn\u00fd n\u00e1pad bolo to talianske Mil\u00e1no a chrumkav\u00e1 pizza ve\u013ek\u00e1 ako pneumatika na n\u00e1kla\u010f\u00e1k.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ja nehr\u00e1m volebn\u00fa lot\u00e9riu, JA som nevoli\u010d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Po\u010fte so mnou do Mil\u00e1na, maj\u00fa v eropl\u00e1ne e\u0161te p\u00e1r vo\u013en\u00fdch miest . D\u00e1me si dobr\u00fa pizzu pri katedr\u00e1le a popijeme v\u00edne\u010dko na oslavu z\u00fa\u010dastnen\u00fdch voli\u010dov na vo\u013eb\u00e1ch a v\u00ed\u0165azstvo t\u00fdch najlep\u0161\u00edch kandid\u00e1tov.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Zamyslenie nad v\u00e1\u017enou aktu\u00e1lnou t\u00e9mou z v\u00fd\u0161ky letu do Mil\u00e1na…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":984,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-983","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-trends"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cataj.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/983","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cataj.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cataj.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cataj.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cataj.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=983"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.cataj.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/983\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1003,"href":"https:\/\/www.cataj.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/983\/revisions\/1003"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cataj.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cataj.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cataj.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cataj.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}